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Bush will end his days as a madman

Bush will never accept responsibility for the deaths and destruction he has caused. He will never admit that he bankrupted America financially and morally. He will never be able to understand why he...

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If George W. Bush were a sandwich

He would be a four day old fillet of carp, topped off with large portions of velveeta and spam nicely tucked between two slices of stale white bread and covered with a blood gravy. A Dick Cheney...

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Blogs, feared and threatened

It has been said that blogs are the modern day equivalent to Tom Paine's pamphlets. This seems to be true with some notable exceptions. Namely, blogs are immediate and capable of reaching large numbers...

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WP seeking racists, homophobes and misogynists

Assimilated Press: Washington, D. C. - Fresh from hiring right-wing extremist, non-journalist and Republican operative Ben Domenech, the Washington Post announced today that they were looking to...

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Bush: Attack of Jackalopes Imminent!

Assimilated Press: Washington, D.C. - The White House announced today that an organized attack by jackalopes was imminent and that it presented an immediate threat to the safety and welfare of all...

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Will Bush invade Mexico?

In order to enflame the passions on immigration even more will Bush invade Mexico under the pretense of securing the border? Karl Rove has already switched from gays & god to immigration as the...

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Bill of the 2nd Amendment

It would appear to be time to start calling the Bill Of Rights the Bill of the 2nd Amendment. Unfortunately, the ten amendments that make up the bill of rights are now essentially null and void with...

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Scalia, unethical blasphemer of the right

For many of us, Supreme Court Justice Antonin Scalia showed his true character in Bush versus Gore where he abandoned any pretense of principle, fairness, sense of ethics, loyalty to the Constitution...

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Will Bush burn in hell?

In the beginning, Bush's entire plan for Iraq rested on domination of the Middle East and control of major oil fields for his family and corporate friends. Now, with the collapse of the Rovian fantasy...

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Bush looks in mirror, doesn't see reflection

Assimilated Press: Washington, D.C. - The White House was thrown into a state of panic earlier this afternoon when Bush passed by a mirror and could not see his own reflection. The Secret Service, FBI...

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Cheney and Scalia to America: Go fuck yourself!

Assimilated Press: Washington, D.C. - Vice President Dick Cheney and Supreme Court Justice Antonin Scalia got together today in what can only be described as a mutual lovefest and celebration over...

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Bush is a genius

Okay, so Bush has failed at everything he has ever done. He was a terrible student at every school he attended yet he was allowed to graduate because he was a legacy admission. Every business he was...

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Results are in for 2006

Assimilated Press: Washington, D.C. - In an unusual departure from tradition, Diebold Inc. today announced the results of the 2006 congressional races months before any actual votes have been cast or...

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Helpful slogans for the Republican Party

It occurred to me that there has been a lot of effort put into new slogans for the Democratic party here on Daily Kos. Many have been thoughtful and would prove to be highly effective. Well, I think it...

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Bring back the Fairness Doctrine

At this point, only the most hardcore partisan right-wing hacks can say that the repeal of the Fairness Doctrine in 1987 was a good thing that led to increased debate and diversity for the public when...

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Reincarnation, what if?

If you believe in reincarnation what do you suppose people like Bush, Cheney, Rumfeld, Rice, Limbaugh and others would return as? I could see Cheney as a dung beetle. Ann Coulter as a rabid bat and...

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fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck...

People, the word fuck has fucking lost all of its fucking meaning because it has been fucking abused. You can stop fucking using the fucking fuck word because no one fucking cares anymore. It has no...

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It is time!

These assholes work for us or at least they are supposed to. It is time to make them remember that. It is time to tell them that they can either support Exxon or the American consumer who is sick of...

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Pinocchio Penis

We now know the reason why Bush, Cheney, Rumsfeld, Limbaugh, O'Reilly, Powell, Scalia, the Republican Party and their entire team of collaborators lie with such unprecedented frequency. It appears...

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Armageddon, fun for the family

What most people fail to realize and what everyone should know is that, for Bush and a sizable number of Americans, Armageddon is something to look forward to, like a trip to the amusement park, only...

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