Bush will end his days as a madman
Bush will never accept responsibility for the deaths and destruction he has caused. He will never admit that he bankrupted America financially and morally. He will never be able to understand why he...
View ArticleIf George W. Bush were a sandwich
He would be a four day old fillet of carp, topped off with large portions of velveeta and spam nicely tucked between two slices of stale white bread and covered with a blood gravy. A Dick Cheney...
View ArticleBlogs, feared and threatened
It has been said that blogs are the modern day equivalent to Tom Paine's pamphlets. This seems to be true with some notable exceptions. Namely, blogs are immediate and capable of reaching large numbers...
View ArticleWP seeking racists, homophobes and misogynists
Assimilated Press: Washington, D. C. - Fresh from hiring right-wing extremist, non-journalist and Republican operative Ben Domenech, the Washington Post announced today that they were looking to...
View ArticleBush: Attack of Jackalopes Imminent!
Assimilated Press: Washington, D.C. - The White House announced today that an organized attack by jackalopes was imminent and that it presented an immediate threat to the safety and welfare of all...
View ArticleWill Bush invade Mexico?
In order to enflame the passions on immigration even more will Bush invade Mexico under the pretense of securing the border? Karl Rove has already switched from gays & god to immigration as the...
View ArticleBill of the 2nd Amendment
It would appear to be time to start calling the Bill Of Rights the Bill of the 2nd Amendment. Unfortunately, the ten amendments that make up the bill of rights are now essentially null and void with...
View ArticleScalia, unethical blasphemer of the right
For many of us, Supreme Court Justice Antonin Scalia showed his true character in Bush versus Gore where he abandoned any pretense of principle, fairness, sense of ethics, loyalty to the Constitution...
View ArticleWill Bush burn in hell?
In the beginning, Bush's entire plan for Iraq rested on domination of the Middle East and control of major oil fields for his family and corporate friends. Now, with the collapse of the Rovian fantasy...
View ArticleBush looks in mirror, doesn't see reflection
Assimilated Press: Washington, D.C. - The White House was thrown into a state of panic earlier this afternoon when Bush passed by a mirror and could not see his own reflection. The Secret Service, FBI...
View ArticleCheney and Scalia to America: Go fuck yourself!
Assimilated Press: Washington, D.C. - Vice President Dick Cheney and Supreme Court Justice Antonin Scalia got together today in what can only be described as a mutual lovefest and celebration over...
View ArticleBush is a genius
Okay, so Bush has failed at everything he has ever done. He was a terrible student at every school he attended yet he was allowed to graduate because he was a legacy admission. Every business he was...
View ArticleResults are in for 2006
Assimilated Press: Washington, D.C. - In an unusual departure from tradition, Diebold Inc. today announced the results of the 2006 congressional races months before any actual votes have been cast or...
View ArticleHelpful slogans for the Republican Party
It occurred to me that there has been a lot of effort put into new slogans for the Democratic party here on Daily Kos. Many have been thoughtful and would prove to be highly effective. Well, I think it...
View ArticleBring back the Fairness Doctrine
At this point, only the most hardcore partisan right-wing hacks can say that the repeal of the Fairness Doctrine in 1987 was a good thing that led to increased debate and diversity for the public when...
View ArticleReincarnation, what if?
If you believe in reincarnation what do you suppose people like Bush, Cheney, Rumfeld, Rice, Limbaugh and others would return as? I could see Cheney as a dung beetle. Ann Coulter as a rabid bat and...
View Articlefuck, fuck, fuck, fuck...
People, the word fuck has fucking lost all of its fucking meaning because it has been fucking abused. You can stop fucking using the fucking fuck word because no one fucking cares anymore. It has no...
View ArticleIt is time!
These assholes work for us or at least they are supposed to. It is time to make them remember that. It is time to tell them that they can either support Exxon or the American consumer who is sick of...
View ArticlePinocchio Penis
We now know the reason why Bush, Cheney, Rumsfeld, Limbaugh, O'Reilly, Powell, Scalia, the Republican Party and their entire team of collaborators lie with such unprecedented frequency. It appears...
View ArticleArmageddon, fun for the family
What most people fail to realize and what everyone should know is that, for Bush and a sizable number of Americans, Armageddon is something to look forward to, like a trip to the amusement park, only...
View ArticleBush, Born of Racism
After 5 years of the Bush regime it is becoming increasingly apparent to all but the most heavily deluded and fanatical Bush cultists that our nation has been severely and perhaps permanently damaged...
View ArticleIt was all just a bad dream!
What a relief! This morning I woke up and Al Gore was president. The economy was booming and the deficit was steadily being paid off. The World Trade Towers were still standing because President Gore...
View ArticleFred Hiatt implicated in prostitution ring
Okay, this isn't true but it is beside the point. It is useful in illustrating the decline of the Washington Post and the ethical vacancy of Fred Hiatt. If Fred Hiatt saw the headline that he was...
View ArticleAP: Bush tells truth
Assimilated Press: Washington, D.C. - The Washington press core, gathered dignitaries, American citizens and people the world over were stunned yesterday when they heard President Bush say something...
View ArticleScalia, Rehnquist, Thomas, O'Connor, Kennedy: Guilty of war crimes?
These five current and former justices of the Supreme Court played a major role in subverting democracy by installing Bush as president through the suppression of Democratic votes. Because of this, it...
View ArticleWashington Post, in its last throes!
Unlike the insurgency in Iraq which shows no signs of slowing, the Washington Post is exhibiting clear and disturbing signs of institutional rot, a rot that is accelerating its decline into whoredom...
View ArticlePlayed for fools
When, if ever, do you suppose the many viewers and listeners of Fox, MSNBC and Limbaugh will wake up and realize that they have been played for fools? Are these the people who can be "fooled all of the...
View ArticleDecider-in-Chief
Assimilated Press: Washington, D.C. - George W. Bush, basking in his newly proclaimed position as Decider-in-Chief, made his first important decision today without any instructions from either Cheney...
View ArticleDo you trust Bush to...(nightly poll)
I must admit I was having some difficulty with this poll. The trouble was placing the words Bush and trust within the same sentence. It was a difficult task but I think I have succeeded. Please...
View ArticleHow far will Bush go to save himself?
That is the question. Judging from his actions of the last 6 years indications are that he will go as far as he thinks he needs to. Does that mean war with Iran? Does it mean the use of tactical...
View ArticleAP: Bush switches to Democratic Party
Assimilated Press: Washington, D.C. - In a brilliant political move, Karl Rove has convinced President George W. Bush and Vice President Dick Cheney to leave the Republican Party and become Democrats....
View ArticleBreak up the media cartel
The media cartel is more insidious and more dangerous than the cocaine cartel and OPEC combined. The media cartel has successfully lobotomized a majority of Americans and filled their vacuous cranial...
View ArticlePlan to remove Bush from office
America has already suffered permanent damage at the hands of Bush and his cronies. So, the thought of what further harm this regime could do in its last 1000 days is rather alarming. What is to be...
View ArticleLiars!!!!
Bush is a liar and cannot be trusted! The Republican Party is corrupt to the core and cannot be trusted. These two simple and truthful (not truthiness) messages should be repeated over and over again...
View ArticleWill Bush bring Armageddon
The American public is slowly catching up to the rest of the world in seeing that George W. Bush is a petulant, lying, arrogant, megalomanic who is irreparably harming this country and the world. This...
View ArticleAP: Cheney's diseased heart removed
Assimilated Press: Washington, D.C. - Today, doctors at Georgetown University Hospital removed Vice President Dick Cheney's heart. The operation went smoothly and later in the day Cheney was released...
View ArticleParis Hilton named new anchor of NBC Nightly News
In a transparent attempt to compete with the naming of Katie Couric as the new CBS Evening News anchor, NBC today announced that they were replacing Brian Williams with Paris Hilton. Excited NBC...
View ArticleBush adds signing statement to US Constitution
It was revealed today that President George W. Bush offered a statement which is meant to be attached as an addendum to the United States Constitution. It reads as follows: I, George W. Bush, President...
View ArticleWelcome to Bushville
Welcome to Bushville where you are either with Dear Leader or against God and country. A world where wrong is right, evil is good and night is day. A world where the laws of nature no longer apply....
View ArticleAmendment XXVIII
It is hereby resolved that, from this point on, no member of the Bush family may be elected to the Presidency of the United States. Furthermore, because of the substantial damage committed by members...
View ArticleThanks, Ralph Nader, egomaniac and asshole!
Take a look, Ralph. Take a look at the damage you have wrought. No difference between the two major parties, huh? Well, thanks a lot, Ralph. NSA, FBI, wiretaps, no Bill of Rights, no Constitution,...
View ArticleDelegates piss on Lieberman. Trickle up outrage.
It's nice to see some good old fashion outrage transformed into something substantial like the slapping down of Fox Democrat Lieberman. It is long overdue and it should have a reverberating effect on...
View ArticleHastert, Pelosi waited too long. We have entered a black hole.
The power grab by the Bush regime has resembled one thing more than any other and that one thing is a black hole, where no light can escape. Hastert and the Republicans are fools who thought that by...
View ArticleHow much evidence is being destroyed?
Think about it. While you are reading this diary. Bush's, Cheney's, Rumsfeld's, Rove's, and Gonzales's minions are probably destroying mountains of evidence that implicate them in crimes against the...
View ArticleThe Democrats will take both houses of Congress...
Lieberman will lose. Santorum will lose. Scalia, Alito, Thomas and Roberts will tearfully resign as they admit that they are corrupt ideological puppets of the right-wing. Global warming will be...
View ArticleSabotaging the vote, Republican 2006 Plan
It happened in many places in 2000 and 2004 including Florida and Ohio. It will undoubtedly be attempted again. Why can I say that with such certainty? Because a bank robber who can steal from a bank...
View ArticleDaily Kos, Democratic or Authoritarian
I just had a diary deleted without my approval for the possible reason that someone had complained that it was too short, even though it included a poll. I do not know who deleted it or what their...
View ArticleThis Stinks!
I happened upon a site while doing a Google search in which some one posted to a conservative forum a diary of mine that had been copied from Daily Kos. Here is my original post at Daily Kos:BREAKING:...
View ArticleBreaking: Biden Makes Love To Wife
Ok, apart from being more than I want to know, why the hell is Mr. Hair Plug and Whitened Teeth talking about having intercourse with his wife on national TV? Is it to give the impression of virility?...
View ArticleKossacks are becoming Dittoheads
Unfortunately, Daily Kos is becoming more and more of an echo chamber. Views that support the prevailing sentiment are accepted and wholeheartedly endorsed by the mob while views that do not agree are...
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